Bartender Morty

@bartender-morty / Active 6 years, 7 months ago

Name	Bartender Morty
Quips, Quotes, & Sayings	Cheer up pal. A Morty’s gonna be president. Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

Recent Comments

Hi Mr. Smith. I think it's kind of sweet.

I've been getting into bee keeping lately.

On the Forums

What type of facial hair do women like best?
Stylist Rick 6 years ago in Post-Apocalyptic Dimension
Shlaammi4A: Seeking New Friends
Shlaammi 6 years, 6 months ago in General Discussion
Show me your POGS
Not a Lawyer Morty 6 years, 7 months ago in General Discussion